I did a push-up today. Well, I actually fell down and had to use my arms to get backup so…close enough!
There are 2 levels of clean in my home… 1. Not clean 2. It’s better than it was.
I finally know why they call me a grown up. I groan every time I get up!
My wife went to bed early and the dogs and I are not sure who’s in charge now.
Tossing and turning in bed should count as exercise.
Husband: What’s for dinner? Wife: Nothing. Husband: We had nothing last night! Wife: I know. I made enough for 2 days.
It’s months since I joined the gym and still no progress. So…I’m going there in person tomorrow to see what the problem is.
I get awkward when someone compliments me. Someone: You look pretty. Me: Happy Birthday
How’s your Monday going? Me: If I were a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan!
Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to tick you off?
