Investment diversification for Millennials is having funds in both a PayPal and a Venmo account.
Air Fryers are the adult version of Easy Bake Ovens.
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized he was not cut out to be an emotional support dog after all.
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Retired
Five minutes after you start organizing a closet…”What have I done?”
Old people at weddings: You’re next. Me at funerals: You’re next.
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it.
Life is full of choices; remove your shoes or scrub the floor!
I’m outdoorsy; I drink my wine on the patio.
I don’t care how old I get. If I see a toy with “try me” on it, I push the button!
