Helpful tips if you ever get caught sleeping on the job:
- They told me this might happen at the blood bank.
- The coffee machine broke.
- Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot
- Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
- Slowly raise your head and say, “Amen.”
- That cold medicine I took last night won’t wear off!
- It is in exchange for the six hours I spent last night dreaming about work!