Sleeping on the job?

Helpful tips if you ever get caught sleeping on the job:

  • They told me this might happen at the blood bank.
  • The coffee machine broke.  
  • Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot
  • Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
  • Slowly raise your head and say, “Amen.”
  • That cold medicine I took last night won’t wear off!
  • It is in exchange for the six hours I spent last night dreaming about work!


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